Today I did battle not with one printer, but two. Both my desk printer and the monster printer in the other room had it in for me. They ganged up on me. Just when they thought they'd gotten the best of me, I did a sneak attack and was victorious! Church bulletins are printing as I type. All will be well for the 10 people who actually read them.
Bonus: Jim Gaffigan is supposed to be on Law & Order: Criminal Intent tonight!