A Breakfast Conversation with Simon

Simon & I were eating breakfast recently when we heard something shift or fall in the pantry...

Simon: I hear somesing
Me: You hear something? What do you hear?
Simon: I hear a op-po-pus
Me: You hear an octopus?
Simon: Yes, I hear a op-po-pus. (Pause) I eat a op-po-pus.
Me: You want to eat an octopus?
Simon: Yes, I eat a op-po-pus.