Ahoy!

Avast, me hearties, it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! So, yo ho ho and blow tha man down! Ye better be talkin' like a pirate or preparin' to walk tha plank! Me shipmate at tha rrradio station was preparin' to do some pirate talkin' on air, but me boss put a stop to it before she could. If he hadn't brought us popcorn, he may have had to walk tha plank!