Corn

The grossest thing just about happened...

This morning Simon had the rolly polly poops. Recently he ate some corn. When I came back from throwing the dirty diaper away and washing my hands, I saw Simon pick something up off the floor and bring it towards his wide-open mouth...

I quickly snatched it from his hand and saw that my suspicions were correct: a piece of predigested corn had escaped from the dirty diaper, had rolled onto the floor and was about to be digested again by one curious baby. To Simon's dismay, I got rid of the poopy corn and then cleaned both his hands and mine.

Beware of the rolly polly poops.